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December 31, 2005

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pam

No, no! It doesn't mean a thing if it isn't awarded specially by you, El Jefe!

Keith

That's right. No shirking your responsibilities here. Nice try, though.

Jo

Okay! Pam! Congratulations on your Spanglemonkey Velvet Ironspiked Conundrum of Social Justice 2005 Award!

And you, Keith. We need something for you. Lessee.

You are the recipient of the Spanglemoney Most Invigorating Deep Cleansing Breath of 2005!

Lisset

Oh Jo! Yay! You're using it! That makes me all warm and fuzzy!

GraceD

(Lisset, doll, there you go again with the badass graphics! And all the way from the Middle East, too!)

Jo - me! me! me! me! Do me!

Keith

Oh my god!! It's exactly what I was hoping for!!

jo

Grace! You're the winner of the Provisional (if it still seems good in the morning after the tequila has worn off) Spanglemonkey 2005 Blogworthy Bucket of Wonder and Enthusiasm Award!

Lisset

Thank you Grace! You know I have to pitch in and help the Army somehow!

I think this is my favorite awards show EVER!

pam

Thank you! Thank you all! Kisses!!

Iris

Please .. only if you think I am worth it of course .. could I have an award for being one of your favourite writers from the middle of an English moor? (Or perhaps an honourable mention).

jo

Oh Iris! I would award you everything! But will be content with the 2005 Spanglemonkey's Favorite Blog from the Midst of the Moor Award! Woooooo! *clap clap clap clap*

And now fix your commenting so I can comment!

Bakerina

Happy Hogmanay to you, dear Jo! Am I still eligible for a new Spanglemonkey Award, even though I was lucky enough to get one last year?

The Little Wife

I was just wondering the same thing as Bakerina but was too shy to ask. i don't want to be, you know, greedy.

jo

Well, hell yes! We're all about Bandwidth, right? You could even have two a year, if you're particularly lucky or persistent!

Bakerina! Winner of the Spanglemonkey You Totally Wish She Lived In Your Kitchen Rather Than The Other Coast Award, 2005!

And Lil' Wife. Oh, we need something excellent for you.

*rummaging around. garbage can falling over. sound of cat yowling.*

Travels In Booland: This year's winner of the Spanglemonkey Secret Lesbian Feminist Children's Librarian Cabal Award, 2005!

GraceD

I'm crossing my fingers that the "Spanglemonkey 2005 Blogworthy Bucket of Wonder and Enthusiasm Award!" is still good post-hangover. Let me know, Elegant Flower, so I shout this o'er the mountains and the world wide web.

And, I'm promoted! Shall I just go ahead and assign myself a rank, as you are busy rummaging through your garage and the monkey pit, looking for appropriate Spanglemonkey awards?

I'll just go ahead and do that. Let's see. Ah! Here's the Polish Armed Forces list of military ranking! http://tinyurl.com/atmy5 I'll choose Podporucznik, Second Lieutenant.

Podporucnik GraceD! Serving at the leisure of the Elegant Flower!

GraceD

I meant "pleasure" of the Elegant Flower. Sheesh, I'm not even hungover. But, hell, "leisure" works too.


jo

Yes, Grace, you're granted everything, and what's more, you get one wish! Make it a good 'un!

Stephanie

Me, Me, Me! I want one. (Said the obnoxious little girl in the back jumping up and down, raising her hand, braids bouncing and glasses about to fly off her nose. You know who she is, the one who knows everything and is obnoxiously cheery about it.)

jo

Blither, Blather, Bloviate! Recipient of the Spanglemonkey Self-Lovin', Pursuit of Non-Beaten Tracks (with Braids Flying) Award for 2005!

Wooooo! Yay! Give her a hand, everyone!

Bakerina

Wooooooooot! Best Awards Ceremony Ever! Thanks, Jo. :)

Bakerina

Wooooooooot! Best Awards Ceremony Ever! Thanks, Jo. :)

'mouse

'mouse raises hand shyly, thinking he might be rewarded with some sort of pity-award more for his frequency of commenting here than the quality of his so-called blog.

(and wonders to himself it Keith will help install the graphic if 'mouse were to be blessed by Jo...)

jo

Ah 'mouse, my friend! You are the recipient of the coveted Spanglemonkey Manly Diversion of a Sunday Afternoon (Striding the Estate with Rifle and Boots) Award, 2005! Congrats!

Debra

"stitches" hopes for something... I know I should get the "more talk than action: arts and craft catagory" award.. but that is way too mundane!!

jo

Debra! You win the 2005 Spanglemonkey's Eternal Admiration for People Who Make Stuff Award!

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