So many blog awards going on right now! And they're ignoring many of my favorites, inevitably. Heck, I was nominated and didn't make it to the finals of Best of Blogs. *sigh.*
Here's what I propose. Give yourself an award! I'll hand them out! For FREE! And you can go back to your own blog and say anything you want.
Here's an example.
Badgerbag! Voted Spanglemonkey Best Oddly Intellectual Poet/Translator Blog with Savagely Good Links of 2004!
Heck, if you can't come up with your own, I'm totally willing to help. Just invite me over and I'll give you an award. It's a traffic magnet.
I have a special award for you! At first I was going to give you a Ricky Award (check out Bottle of Blog on the left)But upon further contemplation, it has been decided: You are the recipient of the Spanglemonkey "He's Absolutely Right (In His Leftness) Award, 2004."
Posted by: Jo | January 16, 2005 at 06:47 AM
Hooray! I won! Thank you, Jo! Now going to congratulate Squoogy's Kimberly on her very fine award, and introduce myself.
Posted by: Kimberly | January 16, 2005 at 09:53 AM
Jo,
Woohoo! Thou ruleth.
Um, can this be adjusted to "She's Absolutely Right (In Her Leftness) Award, 2004"?
Have I mention you rule? This is waaay better than a Koufax.
xo,
ae
(greedily looking to 2005!)
Posted by: ae | January 16, 2005 at 12:22 PM
Woops! Sorry ae! Of course it may be changed. No wait, you have to become a man! A man, do you hear me!
Posted by: Jo | January 16, 2005 at 12:30 PM
Thanks, Jo! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Not only am I not a man (though I have very short hair, does that count?) but I'm going to have to apologize for being so girly. I'm not terribly techie -- how do I get that nifty, monkeylicious icon to splash across my front page?
Hope your back feels better, but, in the meantime, enjoy the loopiness. And thanks again! We're honored!
xo,
ae
Posted by: ae | January 16, 2005 at 01:44 PM
I have a rediculously funny adult humor funny fun site that I just started this month. If you give me an award, I'll give you a link, and a positive review. Your blog rocks!
I have become....
....comfortably numb.
Posted by: Comfortably Numb | November 10, 2005 at 04:03 AM
I guess I should tell you where to find it, DUH!
http://wackyplace.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Comfortably Numb | November 10, 2005 at 04:05 AM
I applaud your attempt at spreading humor in the world, which has far too little of it. However! I cannot give you the coveted endorsement, for several reasons. First! It did not exist in 2004! Come back for the 2005 awards. Second! I want more original content! And third! It's sort of sexist. Sorry. Unless you want your award to reflect all these things, I'm afraid not. If you do, then you can have the coveted Spanglemonkey Retro-2004 Time Machine Circulating Email Joke Generator Site with What I Hope Is Leftist Liberal Earnestness Leanings, and If Not, Has a Lot to Answer For Award.
Posted by: Jo | November 10, 2005 at 08:49 AM
How about the "I Don't Know How To Spell Ridiculous" Ridiculousness Award?
heh.
Posted by: badger | November 10, 2005 at 10:11 AM
Oooh, snap!
Posted by: Ms. Jane | November 10, 2005 at 12:18 PM
I wanna put myself in the running for a 2005 award. Puhleaze? How much begging and bribing... errr ... uhm ... if you need me, I'll be over there.
Posted by: Stephanie | November 10, 2005 at 03:27 PM
I think I have just the award for you, but you'll have to wait!
And y'know, we're all about creative spelling here at the 'monkey. Now now.
Posted by: Jo | November 10, 2005 at 04:01 PM