Cause and Effect, My Forte

I am going on a search today, for someone who will shampoo my car seats. Surely out there someone can help? After the yogurt incident, which followed closely on the heels of the vomit incident, I'm afraid no one can ride in my car except me and my children, who have their carseats that make them rise above the chaos.

I can smell today. Smell! It's been a really, really long time since I could smell. This, my friends, is why I must find someone to shampoo my car. Gross.