Okay, googlers, you asked for it. Today you and your friends googled "persnickity," "Attila the Hun," and "Dancing rat," several times for each phrase. Are you the same person? Were you sending me a message, crying out for help? Do you want a story? I'll do my best. It's almost 9 at night, which is late for me, so I'll try. No guarantees.
She turned over and tried to wake him up. "Dear," she said. "Dear, I need you, I have this... itch..."
"Paris," said the strapping, handsome hunk of raw manhood, tantilizingly not turning over to reveal the chiseled chest she grasped with her tiny manicured hand. She imagined the glistening fullness of its musculature and ripe brown nipples like succulent raspberries.
"Can't you let me sleep?" he continued. Her hand felt like a dancing rat over his virile taut skin.
"You know I can never sleep before election day. I just hope everyone votes Democrat. I love Democrats. Free down load!"
"What?" he said, reaching for the vibrator. "You're not making much sense. Let me help."
"Ooh," she groaned. "I'll just call you Attila the Hun, you barbarian. Mmm."
"It's this special vibrator," he said. "A 'persnickity penguin.' And I know I'll be sure to vote Democrat. It's the right thing to do! And sexy, too!"
"Oooh, you always know how to talk to a lady..."
Yes! Keep doing this!
Posted by: badgerbag | January 26, 2004 at 11:53 PM
parishiltton is atotal fag!!!!!$$%&@%*! You suck! Im never comming back here!&^%!
Posted by: mAdsKiLlz | January 26, 2004 at 11:55 PM
except the part ab out a rat, that waz HOT ^_^ maybe ill vote for a democrat nexttime
Posted by: mAdsKiLlz | January 26, 2004 at 11:57 PM
You may single-bloggedly save the Democratic party, one bizarre search engine find at a time. Keep it up!
Posted by: pam | January 27, 2004 at 09:57 AM
I'm Sorry, I just don't get it. What are you trying to say?
Posted by: Jill | February 28, 2004 at 01:49 PM
I get a lot of googlers looking for porn or sex, simply because I've used those two words. So I thought that not only can I give people what they want by talking about what they googled, I can also provide some airtime for what I want them to do, which is to vote, and to vote democrat.
Posted by: Jo | February 28, 2004 at 02:01 PM
Like I said, You have to give them REASONS to vote democrat every time they land in your porn!
Bush's proposed amendment to ban homosexual marriage would be the first amendment to RESTRICT the rights of Americans. Vote Democrat!
Posted by: Barak | February 29, 2004 at 11:25 AM
YOUR ARE BASTARDS!!!!!
FUCK YOU , AND FUCK YOUR MOTHERS!!!!!!!!
MY CUM IN YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!!
SUCK MY DICK!!!!11
Posted by: TONY | March 02, 2004 at 03:54 AM
Oh my. Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed.
Posted by: Jo | March 02, 2004 at 07:45 AM
[email protected]
Posted by: Tracy | March 17, 2004 at 02:38 AM
Huh?
Posted by: Jo | March 17, 2004 at 06:45 AM
Huh?
Posted by: Jo | March 17, 2004 at 06:45 AM
assholes
Posted by: anty | March 25, 2004 at 12:08 AM
kben een vies flikker
Posted by: MARK!!!!!!!!!!! | April 07, 2004 at 04:21 AM
my name is cherry and i'm the greatest american ever!!
Posted by: cherry | January 11, 2005 at 09:25 PM