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December 31, 2005

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Keith

Not many places left on Earth where a man can wonder to himself and have it come true a few minutes later. I'm thinking Internet and maybe refrigerator, if you're lucky). Congratulations on your award!

I'm sad to report that the authenticity of my own award has come under some suspicion. Scroll up and you'll see for yourself that I in fact won a Spanglemoney award, rather than a coveted Spanglemonkey.

Spanglemoney? Where am I going to be able to spend that without getting arrested?

elswhere

Oh, wow! Thanks! Cool! I've always wanted to be a secret cabal.

Kris

Oh! Pick me, pick me! I'm feeling a midlife crisis comeing on and I could use the boost to my ego. Would also be honored to be in such great company.

savtadotty

Nu? And what about Mother-out-law the second?

jo

Kris! Mom on a Mission: Winner of the Spanglemonkey What's Her Mission? It's Love, Baby. LOVE! Award 2005. WOOOOO! Give it up people!

Oy! Savtadotty! My Mom-out-law!
Winner of the Spanglemonkey OY! I Live How Far Away? Excellent Grandmothering Award, 2005!

Or if you want something more racey, maybe something with stripes, let me know.

Stephanie

Thank you! Thank you! You like me, you really like me! I'll be Sally Fields is really sorry she said that now that everyone else is saying it.

Stephanie

Thank you! Thank you! You like me, you really like me! I'll bet Sally Fields is really sorry she said that now that everyone else is saying it.

savtadotty

Thank you! Basic Black is always best, with Good Jew-ellery.

It will take a few days for me to figure out where to put it in my template, which needs Spring Cleaning already.

Mikey

DaSkinnyBlackMan Brokeleg Award.

The ability to strain the same hamstring twice in one year and still run faster then 90% of your coworkers.

Jennifer

Okay, put me in for another one, since I'm so fond of my award for last year... :)

Jo

Cool! Chaos Theory!

Winner of the Spanglemonkey Award for Best Internet Variety Show (and Good Luck Getting Anything Done, Ever) in 2005! WOOOOO!

Jo

And did I say? Mikey, it's yours! The 2005 Spanglemonkey Hamstring Award is also up for grabs, if you want it.

Mikey

Ya darn tootin

Lisset

Okay, I'm in. Award me oh Monkey One, and I shall share my tiny livejournal with all. Okay, you can click on the link, but you know what I mean - the "blog" may be dead, but my words live on somewhere. My tiny little part of cyberspace that may or may not return to the big screen again.

samirah

Dear spanglemonkey award person,
Can I have a spanglemonkey award? I have no idea what it is but it sounds like something I want to be a part of. And hey will you look at my site and grant me words of admiration? Because that would be fantastic. Thanks.
The end.

jo

samirah: can't load your site! Try again with the URL.

As for you, Lisset. What to say! You're special amongst Spanglemonkey Award Recipients, as our resident graphic designer.

Lisset: Winner of the Spanglemonkey Blogging from an Island and Seeking Adventure Award of Excellence, 2005

molly

I stole my award yesterday! Now I got the chutzpah to ask you to name it....

jo

Molly, I have to think. In fact, I need to nap, because all I can think of, and I've been here staring at the screen for a few minutes, is "MOLLY GOATWAX: She's AWESOME.She has a BAR. She PAINTS STUFF. Look at her FEET! She lives in a DENTIST'S OFFICE! How COOL!"

See, and that does not an appropriate Spanglemonkey Award make. I'll come back to it fresh because you deserve a great one.

samirah

You know what? It would have helped immensely if I had spelled my own page correctly. So try it now and give me an award. Please.

Lisset

YAY! I love it! It's perfect. Thanks for taking the time to award me, O Gracious One!

Ms. Jane

Oooh please please please give me an award. Pleeeeeze? I'll be your best friend! No wait, I already am. I'll marry you! Ooops, did that too. I'll (bursting into song) paint my face bright blue! Anything! Anything at all!

Ms. Jane

Oooh please please please give me an award. Pleeeeeze? I'll be your best friend! No wait, I already am. I'll marry you! Ooops, did that too. I'll (bursting into song) paint my face bright blue! Anything! Anything at all!

minnie

can i have one too?
i'll do a litle dance for it.

jo

Oh Samirah! How nice to meet you! I read your first page and I am pleased to award you. You are the recipient of the 2005 Spanglemonkey Cherub-Faced Hope for an Interesting and Fulfilling Future Award! WOOO!

It's difficult, Ms Jane! What can I find of the awards that remain! What would pay homage to your magnificence! Okay. We'll give it a try. You are the recipient of the 2005 Spanglemonkey Cute Feet, Neat to Eat Treat (with Singalong Ball) Award!

And minnie. O Minnie! Winner of the 2005 Spanglemonkey Splendiferous Crafty Sponteneity and Birdwatching Award!

jo

I still need to do Molly Goatwax. But right now I'm going to take a shower.

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